Vulcron as a Government Branch Would Be Like...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The_Force, Jan 10, 2020.

  1. The_Force

    The_Force Active Member

    Welcome to the Vulcron Headquarters, you can meet the vice president, VulcronMoose, but VulcronForever spends to much time making pixelated games, that literally only listens to the 9 year olds...

    Moose: Welcome everyone, it's time for the grand tour of our headquarters... there is not much here... except for pixelated walls... and the occasional tryhard sweaty sniper who kills all of our guards...

    Us: Okay let's be like the U.S. and Japan, lets dropped an atomic bomb on Vulcron after we steal all of their technology...

    Forever: ...

    Moose: Imma head out... you can die if you want, but I actually speak, so I can simply just talk to them and help them find all of our stuff

    Forever: AMAZING PSW3, Pixel Strike War 3, USE ATOMIC BOMBS FOR 10 KILL STREAK!!!

    Us: F**k this, drop a GD nuke on em...

    Moose: I have better, RPG WITH 150% *INCREASED* ROCKET SPEED...

    Us: Ladies and Gentleman, We Got Him..
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  2. The_Force

    The_Force Active Member

    Idea Credit: StarWizard737...
    The Genius Story: Force
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  3. ÑF ÂŁÊX

    ÑF ÂŁÊX Well-Known Member

    Is this meant to be a WW3 joke?
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  4. StarWizard737

    StarWizard737 Well-Known Member

    I personally would call it very bad foreshadowing

    LORD ZUT Well-Known Member

    Leave story writing to star and short, please.
  6. ÑF ÂŁÊX

    ÑF ÂŁÊX Well-Known Member

    Also a Pixel Strike Nuke, it can kill you while you’re dead. Which means it’s all powerful in our own reality. Thought it would kill everything in existence,
  7. The_Force

    The_Force Active Member

    Simple... What it would be like... It's meant to be dumb...
  8. OMGitsKarrot

    OMGitsKarrot (the stain man) Staff Member Moderator Game Moderator

    1) i have really bad adhd and this even worse than me

    2) you must be the SINGLE most pessimistic person i know on the forums and i spent two years talking to kriss on here. if you hate every little thing about the game then why don't you delete it, and get off the forums and stop trashing it for no reason?

    3) the fact that you're trashing them for listening to the 9 year olds proves just how stupid you are and how little you know about what comes out of your mouth. THE GAME IS MARKETED TO PRE-TEENS AND YOUNG TEENS. if they DIDN'T listen to the pre-teens, i'd be worried. the preteens make up a huge demographic of the game so for you to go and suggest that forever and moose create a game for them and then not give them a voice just goes to show how undeveloped your brain is. if you want to grow up a little, you need to be able to not be such a selfish, entitled brat and actually learn to see that forever and moose need to make a living and that they need to appeal to as many people as possible and not just you.

    EDIT: 4) you may look around the forums and find that most, if not everyone here agrees for the most part about what needs to be done to "fix" the game and has similar complaints. however what you fail to comprehend is that the active voices of the community who reside here, on discord, twitter, and youtube represent an extremely tiny portion of the ps3d population. you will say that the game is dying which is just not true, plain and simple. that's an outright lie. the game grows each day, but the "voice" of the community thinks it's dying because their wishes are not the top priority, and for good reason. if forever made the mistake of granting all our wishes, or even most, the game would be almost unplayable to your majority casual pre-teen or teen. i think there's a healthy balance to keep the casuals and the more consistent players playing, and i believe while yes the game is flawed and there are things to work on, you're forgetting how often forever asks for input from we consistent players. so don't be an idiot and think about someone other than yourself for a change.
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2020
  9. Elite_Robot

    Elite_Robot Well-Known Member

    Why are you still here? Basically no'one likes you, you mock and insult people whilest doing the things you insult them for yourself, you think you're way more then you actually are and anything you've said is plain retardation. Leave the forums. No'one wants your stereotype here.
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  10. StarWizard737

    StarWizard737 Well-Known Member

    Ok normally I would agree with the community but for once I’m siding with force.

    I think this should’ve been more emphasized on Force’s part, but the thread is a joke. A bad joke yeah, but I’m positive that it wasn’t supposed to be that good. I just find it a little surprising that it only took a day for people to get so worked over on a satire.

    I’m not trashing on anyone here, I’m just wondering what this entire fanfic has to do with force seriously pointing out the flaws in game. Essays like this should be saved for when people actually critique the game, not for stupid jokes. If anything, it just makes the responder look stupid, and I know people here are better than this, so chill.
  11. StarWizard737

    StarWizard737 Well-Known Member

    Just to add to this, but as decent of a writer I think I am, I don’t think we should bash force for bad writing if anyone here ever read that one fanfic I made for Papuli and Kriss that was deleted by forever himself
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  12. OMGitsKarrot

    OMGitsKarrot (the stain man) Staff Member Moderator Game Moderator

    i don't think it's unreasonable for me to mistake this for an actual complaint when all his actual complaints look exactly like this. nor is it mentioned once in the entire thread until now it's meant as a joke.
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  13. ÑF ÂŁÊX

    ÑF ÂŁÊX Well-Known Member

    It says stars name for the idea, if that counts as an indicator?
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  14. OMGitsKarrot

    OMGitsKarrot (the stain man) Staff Member Moderator Game Moderator

    then if he really wanted people to notice he could and should have edited it into the original message. 90% of us on phones have to scroll to see it thus reducing the likelihood its noticed. if i see a post, read the whole thing and it's a fantastic display of ignorance odds are i'm going to click the blue reply button before all else.
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  15. Overdrive UK

    Overdrive UK Moderator Staff Member Moderator Game Moderator

    This gives me similar vibes to veemon and advanced friends
  16. StarWizard737

    StarWizard737 Well-Known Member

    Not everything here is serious. You could’ve at least asked if it were a joke. Besides, people can criticize whatever they want, and if you wanted to argue with force so bad you could’ve pointed out why his criticism, rather than the post itself, is stupid.
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  17. OMGitsKarrot

    OMGitsKarrot (the stain man) Staff Member Moderator Game Moderator

    i have done so in the past, and he was in fact serious and it's not unreasonable to expect me to assume so after everything that comes out of his mouth seems stupid, but was actually serious. and i did choose to criticize both his unintelligent/illogical opinion, and his post. and dm me on discord.
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  18. The_Force

    The_Force Active Member

    Who said Ididn't like the game?
  19. OMGitsKarrot

    OMGitsKarrot (the stain man) Staff Member Moderator Game Moderator

    well, any reasonable human would assume the hours and hours you have poured into trashing the game would imply that you hate it.
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  20. The_Force

    The_Force Active Member

    nah, i dont hate it, i just like calling out everything i hate in it, but i dont physically hate it, only way i could hate it is if they like, buff mp40, if they do that...i frcking quit..

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